Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Barcelona Bitches!

It’s a good thing I pre-booked my ticket to Peru before I arrived in Barcelona or I still would’ve been there.  It is also a good thing that Peru is for a job or I might’ve skipped the fligh.  I did not want to leave Barcelona, just like my whole of Europe trip it, I was having such a perfect time.

The first day I got there I didn’t really do much. It was a bit of a mission to get to the hostel from the airport but I am always so proud of myself when I find my way around a foreign country.  I smile and mentally give everyone out there the middle finger who says I am bad with direction.  I was pretty tired and wasn’t up for much so  I went grocery shopping – 12 euros for 4 days worth of food – because I was finally able to cook which I was super stoked about.  However it is a little difficult as I speak no Spanish whatsoever.  I went to a little vegetable market and I couldn’t even name the vegetables as I know them in Italian but not Spanish.  The guy who worked there spoke no English but that doesn’t mean we didn’t have a full blown conversation about vegetables, where the bank was and where I was from.  It amazes me how you can have a full conversation with someone without have a language in common.  It’s one of my favourite things about traveling.

I went to go for a nap around 7:30pm.  I wanted to head downstairs for the concert and have a few drinks but I didn’t wake up till 2am so I went back to sleep till 10am the next morning.  I needed it though,  I was still trying to catch up on the crazy bender I had the past few weeks.

The next day I went with Marion – one of the receptionists from the hostel – to Barcelonata.  The famous beach in Barcelona.  I was so excited…the beach!!! Man I was dying for some sunshine on my winter white skin plus I was in Barcelona…beach + Barcelona can only equal a great day.

To be honest I have seen prettier beaches, but, there were quite a few people,  heaps of sailboats out on the water,  The W way down to the right,  beach bars, mountains off to the left and the sun was shining…there is no way I was complaining.   Marion went and grabbed two beers – for 2 euros – popped on her mp3 player with some Spanish singer and we basked in the sun for a few hours.    

The rest of the afternoon I spent on the awesome rooftop patio at the hostel.  Marion had to start her shift at 3:30 so I decided to enjoy the rest of the sunshine on the roof.  I popped on my ipod, put in my earbuds and had an awesome time.  I was moving my toes and bobbing my head to the music…I must’ve looked really silly when someone came up to the roof lol.  Oh well,  I was enjoying myself.

This is the night I met Cordelia.  I was in the kitchen preparing dinner and she came in and we just started talking…as you do when you travel.  I told her that because it was Saturday the museums were   open all night and they were free and then I was gonna head down to the beach and have a couple beers.  “Do you wanna come?”  We were friends from there on.  She even cooked my dinner as I was trying to get my coke out of the vending machine lol.

We wanted to get some beers for the beach so we went to the market and bought six for like 2 euros…so amazingly cheap.  Then I need to buy smokes but we couldn’t find a tabacchi anywhere.   We went into another supermarket.  I asked the security in there…well actually made the smoking gesture…and I believe he thought I was asking if I could smoke in there so he told me know at a restaurant or bar.   So we left and I asked someone else where I could buy them once again giving them the smoking gesture.  They looked at me like I was made.  I honestly thought that the two fingers up to your lips was  a worldwide gesture for smoking but I guess I was wrong.  It was getting really annoying at this point.  I finally found a little bar that had a cigarette machine, but that became a mission as they barely spoke English and the machine doesn’t work unless you have exact change and blah blah blah blah.  I finally did get my pack though.

We had to quickly duck back to the hostel as I forgot to ask which metro line we were taking and to where.  This is where we met Sarah.  This solo girl looked at us as we were just about to go in the hostel door and said “are you guys in room two?  Im in there by myself and am hoping you guys have checked in there.”  “No, but do you want to come with us?”  Without even knowing where we were going we had a new addition.

We totally skipped the museums but just sat down on the beach for a few hours, enjoying the cool sand, and the crazy huge orange moon that hung over the black water  as we drank our beer.   We didn’t get back till about 3am, but it was such a great night…and yes we were sober.  

The next morning (I slept in) we headed out into the city to do a free walking tour.   We didn’t last longer than a half hour.   We wanted to do it but the tour group was 20 people.   It started about 20 minutes late and within half an hour we barely saw anything, plus the tour was supposed to be three hours.   We were at the back of the group so we just ducked out and did our own thing.

The first thing we did was go to Dunkin Donuts – Dunkin Coffee – and got donuts…I know right…all the way to Barcelona for Dunkin Donuts.   We then decided to make our way to the beach which took us forever.  We kept stopping,  going into shops and watching the locals which are the entertainment of the city.  There was an older guy (maybe sixties) on rollerblades who clearly was just starting out,  legs wider than his shoulders, hands out to the side, feet barely leaving the ground dressed in shorts, a bright pink shirt underneath a zip up sweater of the same bright pink with curly silver hair decorated by a bright pink exercise head band.  He was definitely a keeper.   Older woman dressed up to the nines with layers of make-up dressed like they are in their twenties.  The day before when Marion and I were on the beach we saw a guy running along the path in just a speedo.   Man I love this city. We just laughed  and enjoyed the local entertainment as we enjoyed our bags of chips and made our way to the beach.

We ended up at this market that pretty much only sold jewellery.  “Let’s go there quickly” Cordelia said but quickly turned into an hour, but a great hour.   I mean come on we all love markets, but a jewellery market?!?  It doesn’t get much better than that. 
About 2 hours after we ducked out of the tour we finally go to the beach.   On the beach there are men walking around selling cerveza and mojitos, and women selling henna, massages and hair braiding.  Literally every 5 minutes someone is coming up to you trying to sell something but at least when you say no they walk away and leave you alone, but there are so many of them that it is just so constant and can get pretty annoying.  At one point I look behind me – towards the water  – at a group of German guys.  One of them had his back slathered in sunscreen…I stared as there was something written in it.   His one friend looks at me “It says No Mojito, No Massage” OMG how funny is that.   We peed ourselves laughing.
That night (because it was my last night) us girls – including Marion – were going to make Paella but because it was Sunday everything was closed.  We decided to get dressed up really nice, make some homemade backpacker sangria and then head out for dinner.

Now for those of you who know me I am not a girly girl but the inner girly me came out that night.  We took over the (shared common) bathroom to get ready.   We had the 80’s music pumping, make up everywhere, singing  at the top of our lungs…my goddess it was soo much fun, being a girl can be so great sometimes.

Our homemade backpacker sangria was super yummy.  We enjoyed it on the rooftop for about 3 hours.  We were waiting for Leo – the hostel manager – to finish work as he wanted to come to dinner with us.  He said he knew a great place and then was gonna take us somewhere we could get our grove on…and boy did we ever.

We went downtown to this square that is all restaurants.   The restaurant Leo wanted to go to was full and had a line up…however, he used to work there….we walked in within five minutes!!!  He honestly must’ve looked like a pimp walking in with us lol, we were all dressed up, hair done, make up done, we all looked pretty hot and he was the only guy…he was so killing it.     Dinner was amazing…they paella was so yummy and the homemade rose wine was so yummy plus everything was super cheap.   3 appetizers, 2 litres of wine, two orders of (shared) paella and a meal for Leo (he doesn’t like paella) was 15 euros each.  So cheap but so delicious,  my taste buds are watering just thinking about it.  Plus before we left the manager sent over a round of shots.

From here Leo took us to a little bar just out of the square and down one of the small European alleyways that seem to be everywhere in Europe.  The bar was small, maybe three tables, dark and cozy with good music and cheap drinks.  It was ladies night so we were only paying 4 euros a drink.  The place closed at 2 am and we wanted to go dancing but everything had a cover charge.  We weren’t ready to go home yet, we didn’t even finish dinner till midnight and the night was still young.  We ended up meeting this fantastic Irish couple who had done heaps of traveling themselves and when   Leo – the sweetheart that he is- went and found a nightclub with no cover so we could go dancing they asked if they could come.  

When we are far enough in the alleyway and out of the bar the Irish guy says “wait!”  So we all stop.  I do not know how he did this,  the Irish are a different folk,  he pulls out not one, not two, but 3 cocktails, almost full out of his jacket!!!  He didn’t finish them and wanted to bring them with him!!! OMG!!! We couldn’t stop laughing.  Sad though, that’s where we lost them, we never saw them after that.

The nightclub was alright.  It was a huge sausage fest with really seedy guys that danced so close to you but didn’t get the hint when you wouldn’t reciprocate.   The music was good and Sarah was in her zone on that dance floor.  The girl was getting down, she was ready to shake her thang on the dance floor and man did she ever.  I had to get out at one point,  it was so crowded and the guys just didn’t stop I needed some air so Cordy – pretty tipsy at this point – came out for a breather.   When we went back inside I spent my night at the bar area (with a couple British Rugby Players) instead of the dance floor.  You know me I am a sucker for accent’s especially the British one.  Plus they were rugby players and quite easy on the eyes I might add.

We didn’t get back till probably 6am.   We missed the last night bus and the metro didn’t start running till 5am.  The club closed at 430 but we just hung around outside, talking and finishing our drinks.  The bouncers were amazingly sweet.   They had been joking around with us earlier and when we left they were giving us hugs and kisses as if we were long time friends. 

I was hurting a little bit the next morning when I woke up but it didn’t last too long.   We had planned on going sight seeing first thing but our late night festivities kind of made it unattainable.  I checked out by twelve.  Put my stuff in Sarahs room and then we cooked up a nice pasta lunch with all our food.  Then me and Cordy went and sunbathed on the rooftop patio.  Sarah went for a nap as she was unable to function and we had no idea where Marion was, we hadn’t seen her all day.

At 530 it was time to leave.  I really didn’t want to.  I really wanted to stay a few more days.   I hadn’t done any sightseeing,  don’t ask me what I saw while I was there because literally I only saw the beach and a few bars – though that was my plan for the weekend, to hang out at the beach.   Plus, I didn’t want to leave the girls.  After having a down time last weekend and getting depressed,  and then saying goodbye to Benny in Italy I really felt that my time, well, my high time in Europe was done.  But having met the girls and literally have 2 incredibly awesome days and of course getting a new little family I really wasn’t ready to leave and say goodbye and when we said goodbye at the airport (I didn’t let them see) but I was crying.  We had a group hug and I really fought back the tears.  Like I said, it’s a good thing my flight to Peru was already booked because I would still be there with them.

Now here I am in Lima, at the airport on an 11 hour layover waiting for my 1.5 hour flight to Arequipa to start the next big step of my life and I am a little terrified.  This is a huge step for me and it seems surreal.  I know I have picked up and moved overseas before but this is different.  I am a TEFL teacher now, something I have wanted for a couple years and I just can’t believe I am finally doing it.  It’s all so strange and weir.  Plus I can’t believe that my random Europtrip was only 4 weeks,  it literally feels like months not weeks.     

I can’t believe my Europe trip has come to an end.  Europe has been absolutely epic in so many ways.  It has probably been one of my best travel  journies.   It has by far, surpassed anything I could ever have imagined backpacking Europe could be and am so glad I met Ben and decided to skip my flight.

Ben, Hayla, Jess, Ricky and Dylan…I love you guys so much.  To Kings Day, space cakes, making me go places I never considered, me refusing to book a flight home,  carnivals, bumper cars,  sketchy Romanians, family dinners, feltching,  “Mom they’re doctors, he’s a feltchologist”, the beach,  Ed the coolest guy at the hostel – I miss that guy, jager bombs, bike rides, chalk pen, queen of the pool table, sorority pose, canal rides, “do we get a discount if we are a couple?” , Amsterbayum,  being drowned rats, “wow your arms are really big”, Mr. Handshake,  Berlin, train hoping, beer, jager bombs,  doner kebabs, Ricky’s obsession with german sausage,  making Ben sign a drunk contract, glow in the dark mini golf, drinks on the roof at the Wombar, pingpong bar,  80’s night and being the only people there, Billy,  me not getting my steak dinner, my sex bell, Prague, chairs out the window, Czech police,  popcorn at the bar, Dylan trying to sell me to the Scandinavian guy, Tinder  bus trips, late nights/early mornings, snapchat,  liquid breakfast, 3 hours lost, me losing everything all the time, Florence, table dancing, aparantly Texans do it right,  good times, good friends and incredible memories.Thank you for everything guys, seriously,  my time with “y’all” has been epic and am so glad I got to experience the things I did with you.  You are all amazing people as well as friends and I will keep you in my heart forever x.

To my Barcelona sisters.   It was only two days and we rocked it.  To Oh my goddess, pash and dash, sangria, paella, banana hammocks (what did Cordy call it?), Oh Micky your so fine…, Journey, singing in the shower, "oh my god a hippie!", taking over the bathroom, being girly,  Sarah eating her ham on the beach, backpacker Sangria,  “did everyone see us making out?” “yes all of Barcelona saw it!”,  making 3am movies in the metro station, No massage no mojitos,  never getting to sightsee,  karaCoke,  British rugby players with abs of steel,  my Marilyn getting molested,  Fernando – wait not me my friend…spin, spin, spin – side show Bob,  “where is my receptionist?”, rooftop patio,  Oh My God it’s Emma Stone,  Emma your manager wants us to leave, checking Spain off the list,  how we were all from different countries,   minesweeping – Cordy you are gonna get a venereal disease, “This is so spiritual’, Mother Hen,  he looked even better the next morning.  Do you girls have any idea how much I love you?  It was short lived but it was so epic.  I had been at such a low and didn’t think I could end my Eurotrip as high as it had started, but meeting you girls really let me end it on such a high.   Please send me a snapchat with abs of steel ;)…I do hope you run into him.  Sarah, don’t go home,  just be a feather on the wind.  Marion come see me in Peru and Cordy we are doing India next year.   Thanks for the sisterhood ladies, I miss you so much already.  Don’t stop believing.   BARTHELONA BITCHES X
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